Tuesday, July 31, 2007

"It is astounding what God allows the human race to get away with, when lightning is so cheap."

-- Mark Twain

Thursday, July 26, 2007

"The ‘wiles of the devil’ take many forms, but he is at his wiliest when he succeeds in persuading people that he does not exist. To deny his reality is to expose ourselves the more to his subtlety."

-- John R.W. Stott

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

"Sin is not what we do. Sin is who we are."

-- Nelson W. Koscheski

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

"You cannot make a man by standing a sheep on its hind legs. But by standing a flock of sheep in that position you can make a crowd of men."

-- Max Beerbohm

Thursday, July 12, 2007

"Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer."

-- Dave Barry

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

"Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it."

-- Stephen Leacock

Monday, July 02, 2007

"Da man! You iz da man! Do you hear me?! You da man!! How much $$ coming tomorrow? Did we get some more $$ in??"

-- Jack Abramoff, e-mail